I really have to be extremely careful what I say to my hubby at times when I think that my toddler is out of earshot! I recall mentioning to him, as us wives do at times, about his rather sullen attitude a few mornings ago. To be fair, he has been working excessively over the last week and was rather tired and a tad grumpy, as men tend to be ;-)
Today said daughter turned around to hubby and said "Stop being such a miserable old barber daddy". My husband is not in the hairdressing profession and never has been. I'm glad she didn't hear me properly (I would hasten to say he's not illegitimate either just for the record).