S : "We played Tag at school today"
Me : "Lovely. How do you play Tag?"
S : "I can't explain it to you mummy as it's very complicated and you just wouldn't understand it"
Hubby : "Shall we all sit and watch Puss in Boots?"
S : "No, I don't like Puss in Boots daddy"
Hubby : "What would you like to watch then?"
S : "The one about the two cats that has Humpty Dumpty in it"
[So, Puss in Boots then!]